The Onion Movie (cameo)

RELEASE DATE / YEAR

June 2008

PLOT

We watch the Onion News, America’s Finest News Source, with Dana Dobbs, Senior Correspondent Kip Kendall, and award-winning anchor Norm Archer.

In addition to watching the news, we see the program’s commercials, some commentary on the film as it proceeds, and we watch some terrorists in training.

Behind the scenes, Onion News’s corporate owner, Global Tetrahedron, seeks synergy by promoting its other products within Norm’s news broadcast.

Norm doesn’t like it, especially when a toy penguin (think Energizer Bunny) waddles across his desk promoting a Global Tetrahedron film starring Steven Seagal. But Norm may end up needing Steven’s help.

CAST

Daniel Chacón …  Young American / Cock Puncher
Ken Takemoto …  Sensei
Steven Seagal …  Cock Puncher
Don McManus …  Dennis McCormick
Kate Fuglei …  Dolores McCormick
Abigail Mavity …  Roseanne McCormick
Reid Weaver …  Dennis McCormick, Jr.
Brian Powell …  Typical Neighbor Husband
Adele Robbins …  Typical Neighbor Wife
Jason L. Miller …  Sooty Firefighter
Brendon Baerg …  Sooty Child
Len Cariou …  Norm Archer
Larissa Laskin …  Dana Dobbs
Scott Klace …  Kip Kendall
Barbara Pilavin …  Alzheimers Old Lady

DIRECTOR

Tom Kuntz / Mike Maguire

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